I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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