can u get pink eye on your cock?
worst night to have a conscience
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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