You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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