come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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