I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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