Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
All I want is dick and wine.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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