He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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