question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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