dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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