love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
