there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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