you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
