you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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