DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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