Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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