So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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