idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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