Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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