Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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