i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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