Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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