new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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