It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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