It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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