Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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