Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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