I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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