When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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