The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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