shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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