Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
this just has baby written all over it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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