so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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