Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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