people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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