is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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