I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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