i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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