Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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