I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
All the doctor said was why
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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