what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
