If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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