is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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