so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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