I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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