dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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