I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
