ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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