I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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