guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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