I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we made out on top of his cat.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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