Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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