i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
