lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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