who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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