So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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