Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
