Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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